Make your own pirate crew

[Harken]

With real life people. no more than 10 people/positions

Captain: Andrew Jackson
First mate: Jackie Chan
Cook: The old white guy from kfc
Sniper/gunner: Billy the kid
Shipwright/Engineer/Architect: Frank Lloyd Wright
Doctor: Dr Phil, Dr. Dre Orvan Hess
Musician: Bob Marley
War Strategist: Shaka Zulu
Navigator: Ferdinand Magellan


you can use other/different positions as well if you think its needed

[Juggers]

Captain: George Washington
First Mate: Bruce Lee
Cook: an old black lady cook from the south
Explosives expert: Unibomber
Shipwright: the guy who designed the big bridge in Michigan
Doctor: Patch Adams
War Strategist: Sun Tzu
Navigator: Marco Polo
Musician: Stevie Ray Vaughn

[Subrosian]

With real life people. no more than 10 people/positions

Captain: Andrew Jackson
First mate: Jackie Chan
Cook: The old white guy from kfc
Sniper/gunner: Billy the kid
Shipwright/Engineer/Architect: Frank Lloyd Wright
Doctor: Dr Phil, Dr. Dre Orvan Hess
Musician: Bob Marley
War Strategist: Shaka Zulu
Navigator: Ferdinand Magellan


you can use other/different positions as well if you think its needed

I think you mean Colonel Sanders.

[Harken]

Captain: George Washington
First Mate: Bruce Lee
Cook: an old black lady cook from the south
Explosives expert: Unibomber
Shipwright: the guy who designed the big bridge in Michigan
Doctor: Patch Adams
War Strategist: Sun Tzu
Navigator: Marco Polo
Musician: Stevie Ray Vaughn

whats up with your captain and first mate?

:hm

:)

I think you mean Colonel Sanders.

yeah, couldnt remember. thanks

[PradaBrada]

I think you mean Colonel Sanders.

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1686/colonelsandersmp7.jpg

[Daenerys]

Captain: Captain Morgan
First mate: Neil Patrick Harris
Cook: Jamie Oliver
Magician: Glendower
Carpenter/Shipwright: Noah
Doctor: Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
Musician: Fokofpolisiekar / Miriam Makeba
War Strategist: Henry Percy
Navigator: Kevin Costner (u c wut i did thar? :awesome)
Woman who just stands around looking attractive: Christina Ricci

[Harken]

Neil patrick harris would be better adopted for a role like cabin boy

[Daenerys]

no gay jokes >:C

[Harken]

i didnt say he wasnt awesome

[Daenerys]

He'll be the best, he'll get all the crew womens by saying "hey have you met [insert name]." Best evar mate, the first one.

[Johnnu]

CAPTAIN: Erik Erikson :kewl
FIRST MATE = WILLIAM WALLACE
war strat: Uzumaki Naruto
Sniper: Sogeking
Navigator: Kisame
Sexy Chicks: Anko and Susan Wayland
Priest: Jesus Christ

[Juggers]

whats up with your captain and first mate?

when I see a good idea I steal it and make it my own

I got Sun Tzu :B you gais r fuct

[Harken]

he is a good choice juggalo

[PradaBrada]

Captain: ando
First Mate: Kakuzu
War Strategist: Herr Danzou
Cook: The Colonel
Explosives expert: Achmed
Shipwright: (M-)carbon fiber-reinforced polymer patching technique
Doctor: Renee
Navigator: Bear Grylls
Musician: Jake Shimabukuro

[Harken]

no hadron collider prada ?

[PradaBrada]

no hadron collider prada ?

wouldn't fit on the ship :(

[Harken]

CAPTAIN: Erik Erikson :kewl
FIRST MATE = WILLIAM WALLACE
war strat: Uzumaki Naruto
Sniper: Sogeking
Navigator: Kisame
Sexy Chicks: Anko and Susan Wayland
Priest: Jesus Christ

that goes in the manga section

kthx

[Daenerys]

I'm actually imagining what it would have been like if Shaka Zulu was a pirate... he would have probably been badass.

[Harken]

Yeah he would, though I am sure he would mutiny and take captain position..

[Daenerys]

Through force of arms, probably. If Shaka was in 300, he would have made that spear throw which Leonidas missed. Or actually won the battle outright.

What did pirates eat?

[Harken]

whatever they could steal

though while on the sea mostly bread and cheese. hence scurvy and things like that

[Tyki Mikk]

Captain: Niccolo Machiavelli
First mate: Attila the Hun
Cook: Gordon Ramsay
Sniper/gunner: Simo Häyä
Shipwright/Engineer/Architect: Whoever designed Knock Nevis
Doctor: House
Musician: ...Slipknot
War Strategist: Hannibal
Navigator: Christopher Columbus... yesh, we'd get lost all the damn time, but we'd get credit for discovering shit that had already been discovered.

[Juggers]

Navigator: Ferdinand Magellan
Priest: Jesus Christ
Woman who just stands around looking attractive: Christina Ricci
Carpenter/Shipwright: Noah
First mate: Attila the Hun
Cook: Gordon Ramsay

I'm envious of these.

[Psycho]

Captain: Chuck Norris
First Mate: Kerli Kõiv
First Mate's Lesbian Lover: lady Gaga
Strategist: Ned Kelly
Handyman: Leonardo Da Vinci
Cook: Ferran Adria
Doctor: François Dominique Toussaint L'Ouverture
Musician: Rammstein (yes, the whole band)
Navigator: Peter Pan

[Harken]

I am too ashamed to admit how many people I have had to google from some of you guys lists.

[Psycho]

I am too ashamed to admit how many people I have had to google from some of you guys lists.

how many? FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER ASSHOLE FUCK

[Harken]

nine or ten

[Bourdain]

Cook: Gordon Ramsay

Marco Pierre White made this man cry.

[Cax]

Holy fuck, I had an idea so close to this one.

Captain: Me, of course
First mate: WILLIAM WALLACE (FUCK YEAH TIM)
Cook: Jamie Oliver, wait no, fuck that, Gordon Ramsey
Sniper/gunner: Judge Judy
Shipwright/Engineer/Architect: Thousands of chinese midgets
Doctor: No idea
Musician: Entire Wu Tang Clan
War Strategist: Tokugawa
Navigator: A robot

[-SpawN-]

Captain: Chuck Norris
First mate: Chuck Norris
Cook: Chuck Norris
Sniper/gunner: Chuck Norris
Shipwright/Engineer/Architect: Chuck Norris
Doctor: Chuck Norris
Musician: Chuck Norris
War Strategist: Chuck Norris
Navigator: Chuck Norris

One Man crew ^^ xD

[Johnnu]

Sniper/gunner: Simo Häyä


That's amazingly broken.

[Daenerys]

Captain: Chuck Norris
First mate: Chuck Norris
Cook: Chuck Norris
Sniper/gunner: Chuck Norris
Shipwright/Engineer/Architect: Chuck Norris
Doctor: Chuck Norris
Musician: Chuck Norris
War Strategist: Chuck Norris
Navigator: Chuck Norris

One Man crew ^^ xD

you know that one JCVD could probably own 10 Chuck Norris', right?

[Bourdain]

Cook: Jamie Oliver, wait no, fuck that, Gordon Ramsey

Marco Pierre White made this man cry.

Marco Pierre White called Jamie Oliver a fat, pathetic excuse of a professional chef in response to being labelled a psychological bully.

[Psycho]

you know that one JCVD could probably own 10 Chuck Norris', right?

you are either new to the internet or you have not gotten the hang of it yet

[Tyki Mikk]

Marco Pierre White made this man cry.

16 Michelin stars > 3

[urmum]

Captain: Me
First mate: My mum
Cook: My grandma
Sniper/gunner: My cousin
Shipwright/Engineer/Architect: My grandad
Doctor: My smart cousin
Musician: A radio
War Strategist: My other smart cousin
Navigator: My dad
Cabin boy: My brother

Screw famous people, I'd belong to a family of pirates. :kukuku And a radio.

Although if we ever get attacked we'd be pretty fucked. ):

[Daenerys]

you are either new to the internet or you have not gotten the hang of it yet

what does that have to do with the price of jam?

[Subrosian]

Captain: Bartholomew Roberts
First Mate: Simon Cowell (he don't take no shit)
Navigator: Sir Francis Drake
Strategist: Sir Francis Drake
Cook: Emeril Lagasse
Chronicler: J. R. R. Tolkien
Musician: Klaus Badelt
Doctor: Elliott P. Joslin (look him up and you'll see why)
Sniper: Lee Harvey Oswald
Shipwright: Bob Vila

[Harken]

Bob Vila :lmao

The simon cowel thing perplexes me but he is rather buff actually so its not that bad.

[Subrosian]

As First Mate, he'd serve his purpose of vetoing anything that he doesn't see fit to exist on the ship, even an order from his own Captain. The First Mate is like the second opinion you go to when you don't agree with the Captain or if there's a discrepancy among the crew.

Good Ol' Simon would sort that out quick fast and in a hurry.

[Ace]

Captain: Jack Sparrow >:3
First Mate: Napoleon
Cook: Some French lol
Swordsman: Miyamoto Musashi
Engineer: Nicola Tesla
Director: Steven Spielberg
Sniper: Babe Ruth
Musician: MJ
Navigator: Piri Reis

[Psycho]

Marco Pierre White made this man cry.

Marco Pierre White called Jamie Oliver a fat, pathetic excuse of a professional chef in response to being labelled a psychological bully.

Marco Pierre White has 3 Michelin stars
Gordon Ramsay has 16 Michelin stars
Ferran Adrià had 3 Michelin stars, but tops the European Restaurant ranking and his restaurant, El Bulli, is considered the world's best restaurant, and has been for the last 4 years

i'd say Marco Pierre White talks too much for someone who still has too prove something