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05/24/2010, 11:31 AM
...so I went to do my walk/jog route today, which is about 8.2 miles. I did good, I felt good in the last mile. Then I felt something hit my head and thought "huh?". I woke up on a lawn somewhere around 10 minutes later and found the culprit...

http://tinotopia.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/yellowbook.jpg

...it's not even a particularly large phone book...:ano

I never saw the van coming up behind me that the guy was lobbing these informative projectiles onto lawns from...dude didn't even stop to poke me with a stick to see if I was k or not. :ano

I've only lost consciousness one other time...and that was when I died for about 2 minutes in texas (I mean lets face it...everybody dies a little when you go there...).


...so I tottered home and figured I'd ask, has anyone else had any interesting circumstances in which you or someone else was ko'd?

Sorairo~Ryu
05/24/2010, 11:51 AM
Sounds to me like it was a hitman posing as the phonebook guy.

Uh....I stamina KO'ed playing that game...Blood Will Tell at a friend's house once and was out with the controller in my hands for about a good ten minutes... << if that counts?!

Harken
05/24/2010, 09:10 PM
So that was you I hit, oh well.

Pluto
05/25/2010, 03:06 AM
I got knocked once during a fight back in high school.

Really not a fun experience, ever.

Wilham
05/25/2010, 05:49 AM
I've had my bell rung a few times in football, never out cold but definitely had to use smelling salts.

Juggers
05/25/2010, 07:54 AM
I drunk a buncha liquor and then participated in a huge pot smoking session at a friend's house right after. I was sitting on this little stool in this teeny-tiny room we were all in, hitting and passing blunts, and I got so dizzy that they had to carry me outside to get some fresh air. I would've fainted right in front of everyone had they not. It was about a few months after I first started smoking weed and I was still a teenager. Do I sound defensive about it? It was hella embarassing.

Johnnu
05/25/2010, 11:47 AM
I have a few of these from High School and Staten Island.
People hated my uniformed, I cared less, they kissed the floor.

Krotar
05/30/2010, 10:27 AM
Oooooooh! Now Juggalo's MSPaint comic makes sense! I was a tad lost on that one before.
Well, I don't got much. My dad blacked...whited....browned out? Some color-or-lack-there-of-ed out on a roller coaster once. It was a coaster where you were standing up in a sort of vertical seat and he wasn't strapped in enough. Kept knocking his head against the sides. Didn't stop him from riding like, 5 more times though.